Confederate Armed Forces Seize, Burn Tons of Illegal Drugs.
Posted by: Confederate News Network – Faction: Hoersch-Kessel Driveyards
Date: Year 13 Day 91 Bayonet Light-Cruiser [CIS] Resilience in system Kalarba (-128, 174) .
“… and the squids could not be saved. In other news tonight, a massive drug bust results in 50 million credits worth of drugs being removed from the streets of Kalarba I today after the Confederate armed forces found the stash hidden in an underground cellar. Our local reporter, Thomas Kahn filed this report” “A confederate patrol squad made a surprise find today after stumbling over 2,466 tons of the illegal drug Ryll. Ryll, a drug which causes hallucinations, Paranoia and other symptoms, is one of the most commonly found drugs around the confederacy. Experts were surprised by the size of the find, noting that if this had gone onto the market, it would have produced more than 2000 death sticks with an estimated street value of 50 million credits.
While we were unable to contact the squad leader, a statement released by the planetary government gave praise to these brave men and woman who had to sit through the burning process. “These troopers have done their part to remove one of the greatest challenges facing our society today. Ryll is a tasty…err tasteless drugs that causes great pains to many families in our community. The fact that they sat by the fire as they threw in one of the biggest fines in Kalarba history shows their great courage and determination.” Sector administrator Haasa said.
While we may never know their names, or the unit that was involved, be sure to know that you saw it first on the Confederate News Network. This is Tomas Khan, reporting from Kalarba I.” “In other news, another day, another scandal….”