Liber-TEA Indeed!

Year 25 Day 103

As war engulfs the galaxy, the Confederacy of Independent Systems (CIS) has been utilizing an advanced military training simulator known as CODENAME: Netherworld Frogmen. This cutting-edge simulation allows pilots to experience intense battles, deploying from orbiting ships to engage in ground combat against insectoid creatures and battle droids, all to spread glorious Democracy. 

Alongside the space combat simulator (CODENAMED: Showdowns), the new battle simulator has been heavily praised and helps the CIS to have one of the best prepared fighting forces in the galaxy.  Even outsiders have been happy to join the simulations, finding the training enjoyable and helpful.

However, recent incidents have raised serious concerns. Some pilots are taking the simulation a little too seriously, leading to unexpected consequences. Reports indicate that several pilots have ejected themselves from CIS ships using escape pods, only to find themselves marooned on the planets below. These impulsive actions have resulted in dangerous situations, leaving pilots stranded far from their intended destinations.

Leadership’s Urgent Reminder: It’s Just a Simulation

In response to these incidents, CIS leadership is issuing a stern reminder to all pilots: Helldiver is a simulation. While the adrenaline rush and immersive experience can blur the lines between reality and virtual combat, pilots must exercise caution. Here are the key points emphasized by CIS officials:

  1. Avoid Marooning: Ejecting from ships using escape pods is not a viable strategy in real-life scenarios. Pilots are urged to refrain from such actions, as they risk being stranded on hostile planets without proper resources or support.
  2. Discern Friend from Foe: In the heat of battle, it’s essential to differentiate between simulated enemies (battle droids and insectoid creatures) and actual threats. Shooting at every random droid or bug encountered can have dire consequences.
  3. Stay Grounded: While the Netherworld Frogmen simulation provides an exhilarating experience, pilots must remember that their primary duty lies with the CIS fleet. Prioritize teamwork, communication, and strategic thinking over impulsive actions.

The Confederacy of Independent Systems remains committed to training its pilots and soldiers effectively, but safety and adherence to protocols are paramount. As war rages on, let’s hope that these reminders prevent further incidents and keep our brave pilots grounded—both in the simulator and in reality.

Stay tuned for updates as this story develops.