Hassaria Herald Exclusive: Duracrete Miners Rise Up!

Yea 25 Day 106

Hassaria III

In a bold move that has left the Confederacy of Independent Systems (CIS) in a rocky situation, duracrete miners from Hassaria have staged a massive protest. The miners have poured their frustrations—and an excessive amount of duracrete—into the local dry docks, effectively solidifying all transport and halting spaceship production.

The protest erupted after the CIS announced a surge in spaceship production, favoring meleenium over the sturdy, yet underappreciated, duracrete. “Why build with meleenium when you can have the unbreakable bond of duracrete?” asked one protester, who claimed to have successfully built a starship out of the concrete-like material. “It’s time our work was valued!”

Local researchers, however, remain skeptical about the feasibility of duracrete-based starships, citing concerns over weight and flexibility. Despite this, the miners are standing firm—or rather, as firm as their beloved duracrete—demanding that the CIS reconsider its material priorities.

In response to the protest, the CIS has dispatched a fleet to clear the docks and sent droids to guide the miners back underground. But the miners show no signs of crumbling under pressure. As one miner put it, “We’re not just part of the scenery; we’re the foundation!”

Will the CIS yield to the demands, or will this protest crumble away? Only time will tell, but for now, Hassaria’s dry docks remain a concrete testament to the miners’ resolve.